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Saturday, November 5, 2011

What else is random about Test?

TestPrepReview.com PROVIDES PRACTICE TEST FOR YOU!!!

Such a huge relief for this guy.. Who looks like he is just trying to get laid.
ACCUPLACER
The ACCUPLACER test was developed by the College Board and is used to help determine course selection for students. The ACCUPLACER exam has three sections: Reading Comprehension, Sentence Skills, and Math. In some cases, an essay may be required.
ACCUPLACER Test Practice Questions / ACCUPLACER Test Breakdown /ACCUPLACER Test Study Guide / ACCUPLACER Test Flashcards

ACT
The ACT test was developed by the American College Testing Program. The ACT exam has four sections: Reading, English, Mathematics and Science. A maximum score is a 36. The ACT test is used to screen college applicants.
ACT Test Practice Questions / ACT Test Study Guide / ACT Test Flashcards

GED
The GED stands for General Educational Development. The GED test measures Language Arts, Writing, Social Studies, Science, Reading, and Mathematics. The GED math test has two parts. Part one of the math exam does allow the use of a calculator and part two does not.
GED Test Practice Questions / GED Test Study Guide / GED Test Flashcards

GMAT
The Graduate Management Admission Test is known by the acronym GMAT. The GMAT test has three major sections: Analytical Writing Assessment, Quantitative Section, and Verbal Section. The GMAT is the most popular test used to screen applicants to an MBA program.
GMAT Test Practice Questions / GMAT Test Study Guide / GMAT Test Flashcards

GRE
The Graduate Record Examination (GRE) is used as a screening tool for graduate students. Each GRE Test Section has a possible score between 200 and 800. The GRE exam has 3 graded sections: Verbal Section: 30 questions in 30 minutes, Quantitative (Math) Section: 28 questions in 45 minutes, Analytical (Logic) Section: 35 questions in 60 minutes. The GRE test also requires that you take an additional test section that is not scored.
GRE Test Practice Questions / GRE Test Study Guide / GRE Test Flashcards

LSAT
The Law School Admission Test (LSAT) is administered by the Law School Admission Council, for students applying for entrance to law school. There are three different sections: Logical Reasoning, Reading Comprehension, and Analytical Reasoning.
LSAT Test Practice Questions / LSAT Test Study Guide / LSAT Test Flashcards

MAT
The Miller Analogy Test (MAT) is taken by candidates applying to graduate schools. The MAT test is a 60 minute timed test that contains 120 analogy questions, only 100 of which are actually scored. Analogy question topics cover the humanities, natural sciences, mathematics, and social sciences.
MAT Test Practice Questions / MAT Test Study Guide / MAT Test Flashcards

MCAT
The Medical College Admission Test (MCAT) is a program of the Association of American Medical Colleges and used by medical schools as part of their admission process.
MCAT Test Practice Questions / MCAT Test Study Guide / MCAT Test Flashcards

NCLEX
The National Council Licensure Examination (NCLEX) is used by the National Council of State Boards of Nursing (NCSBN) to measure the competencies of registered nurses and practical nurses.
NCLEX Test Practice Questions / NCLEX Test Study Guide / NCLEX Test Flashcards

PRAXIS
The Praxis exams are offered by ETS. The Praxis I exam covers Reading, Writing, and Mathematics, and is an initial teacher certification test. The Praxis II series of exams are used for teacher certification in specific subject areas.
Praxis Test Practice Questions / Praxis I & II Test Study Guides / Praxis I & II Test Flashcards

SAT
The SAT is administered by College Board, and is developed, published, and scored by the Educational Testing Service (ETS). The SAT Reasoning Test has three sections: Math, Critical Reading, and Writing. Scores on each section range from 200 to 800, with scores always being a multiple of 10. The SAT Essay is scored 1-6 with six being the best score.
SAT Test Practice Questions / SAT Test Study Guide / SAT Test Flashcards 

TEAS®
The Test of Essential Academic Skills™ (TEAS®) is offered by Assessment Technologies Institute™ and is used as an admission tool for post-secondary education programs. There are four sections: Math, Reading, English, and Science. 
Practice Questions for the TEAS® Exam / Study Guide for the TEAS® Exam / Flashcards for the TEAS® Exam 

Getting Ready for Test Day

Preparing for a test isn't easy, and most test takers have some sort of test anxiety as they prepare. I know standardized tests have always given me a sense of dread, even when I'm adequately prepared and know I will do well on the test. Through high school, college, and then graduate school, the tests seemed to only get more complicated and more important. Preparing for the next difficult standardized test in my immediate future became a way of life for me. 

Planning When to Study for your Test

As you prepare for your test, you want to make sure that you start soon enough. Knowing when to begin your preparation process is critical to having enough time to prepare, without feeling rushed. Adequate preparation time has become increasingly important as test takers lives are increasingly rushed and often feel as though they don't have enough time to prepare for their test.
The amount of time that is necessary to prepare depends on the individual, as well as the score the test taker hopes to achieve. If you are a quick learner, then you won't need to spend as much time preparing as someone that absorbs material and concepts at a lower rate. If you don't need a very high score in order to accomplish your goals, then you also won't need to spend much time preparing. However, if you need a high score, then it will require additional study time. 

Test Preparation Resources

Study Guides and Test Prep
There are many resources that you can use as you begin the test preparation process. You will find much information about most tests completely free and online at official websites, containing test dates, the types of questions, how long the test will take, and most other questions concerning the details of the test. The internet also provides access to test study guides and free practice tests that will help you prepare as well.
Here, you'll find a lot of resources and information about the test preparation process. Hopefully you'll learn the right methods of preparing for the test in your future. Most of your initial studying can come from free online test prep resources.

OH AND the THINGS I NEED FOR BUSINESS TEST
Thinking about starting a business? You're not alone. Every year, thousands of Americans catch the entrepreneurial spirit, launching small businesses to sell their products or services. Some businesses thrive; many fail. The more you know about starting a business, the more power you have to form an organization that develops into a lasting source of income and satisfaction. For help with the beginning stages of operating a business, the following checklist is a great place to start.

Evaluate and Develop Your Business Idea

1. Determine if the type of business suits you. (See Nolo's article Start the Right New Business for You.)
2. Use a break-even analysis to determine if your idea can make money. (See Nolo's article Will My Business Make Money?)
3. Write a business plan, including a profit/loss forecast and a cash flow analysis. (See Nolo's Business Plan area.)
4. Find sources of start-up financing. (See Nolo's Business Financing, Loans & Capital area.)
5. Set up a basic marketing plan. (See Nolo's Marketing & Advertising area.)

Decide on a Legal Structure for Your Business

6. Identify the number of owners of your business.
7. Decide how much protection from personal liability you'll need, which depends on your business's risks.
8. Decide how you'd like the business to be taxed.
9. Consider whether your business would benefit from being able to sell stock.
10. Research the various types of ownership structures:
  • Sole proprietorship
  • Partnership
  • LLC
  • C Corporation
  • S Corporation
11. Get more in-depth information from a self-help resource (see the Nolo store) or a lawyer, if necessary, (see Nolo's Lawyer Directory) before you settle on a structure.

Choose a Name for Your Business

12. Think of several business names that might suit your company and its products or services.
13. If you will do business online, check if your proposed business names are available as domain names.
14. Check with your county clerk's office to see whether your proposed names are on the list of fictitious or assumed business names in your county.
15. For corporations and LLCs: check the availability of your proposed names with the Secretary of State or other corporate filing office.
16. Do a federal or state trademark search of the proposed names still on your list. If a proposed name is being used as a trademark, eliminate it if your use of the name would confuse customers or if the name is already famous.
17. Choose between the proposed names that are still on your list.

Register Your Business Name

18. Register your business name with your county clerk as a fictitious or assumed business name, if necessary. (See Nolo's article Registering Your Business Name.)
19. Register your business name as a federal or state trademark if you'll do business regionally or nationally and will use your business name to identify a product or service.
20. Register your business name as a domain name if you'll use the name as a Web address too.

Prepare Organizational Paperwork

21. Partnership:
22. LLC:
23. C Corporations:
24. S Corporations:


Google happens to rank for the keyword TEST. as number 3..

The ultimate TEST:

You sir, must look at the following pictures,
 AND NOT FAP.
...
I REPEAT!!!
NO FAP.


Ultimate test of your man hood.


To prove how ALPHA YOU ARE..


I know what you are thinking.
 


But you have to over come your weakness Daniel son.

you must FOCUS..





And now its over..

PEACE.

Friday, November 4, 2011

What is random about Test?

Today's episode of vibrantly random is about the word test. Test is one of those words that can bring a man to tears, a drunk to sobriety, a lesbian back to guys (remind me to post about the patented "Just-Test-The-Tip" method). an atheist back to jesus, a blind man to the light, a camel through the eye of a needle, and most likely there is a test for ones iq, in order to receive their Parenting license. WAIT WTF NO Parent license? FFS i need a license to fish in salt water, fresh water, to hunt, to own dogs, to own weapons, to own chemicals, to sell lemonade, to panhandle, to hitchhike, to sell gas, to operate a business, to open a daycare, or a hospital, to put my trash on the sidewalk, and even to install software. BUT NOT to have children? Enough of my ranting and shaningans.. Whats random about TEST?

How to determine if the possession is genuine test.

How to check and see if the cops are still there test.

How to tell if your cat is really a contortionist test.

How to tell if those brownies were ment for you test.

This image is a mental illusion, and you will only see what you want to see test.

When its ok to run from the cops test.

When its best to stfu test.

How long can i prove my friendship before i laugh at your failures test.

how awesome santa can be test


How to seduce the ladies test.

The being john malkevich test.

How long you will wait until something awesome happens test.

Do you have a soul test.

The brilliant idea test.

The second best brilliant idea test.

Is your cat a boss test.

And finally the last test.. WHO IS THIS GUY!
Well this whole blog about test had nothing to do about test. Why? Because TEST SUCK! IF i want a test ID GO TO CLASS.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

What is random about Saloon?

The fuuuu- is a Lone Star Saloon?!

Texas Never Tasted So Big.™

Lone Star Steakhouse restaurants deliver an authentic Texas themed experience, offering truly unique and flavorful food and outstanding service to every guest. What made Lone Star famous is our mesquite-grilled steaks, which are hand-cut fresh daily at each restaurant. Our menu includes "Texas-sized" portions of food and great value. Our menu offers great variety beyond steak … salmon, ribs, sandwiches, burgers and more.

We offer a great fun and casual atmosphere, perfect for any size group, and we also offer a fun full-service bar at all locations. Lone Star is a “destination restaurant.” That is, if your destination is good food and big fun. Upbeat country music, Texas artifacts, and our excellent service standards enhance the Lone Star experience.

After a December, 2006 acquisition by an affiliate of a private equity firm, the Lone Star brand began a new and exciting era. Our commitment to quality and service is unwavering and we have created some new excitement and continue to focus on marketing, remodeling, conversion of existing restaurants and ultimately the expansion of the Lone Star brand.

As part of our effort to become the “restaurant and employer of choice”, we are also directing our efforts to employee incentive programs to improve our already competitive benefits. If you’re interested in being part of the Lone Star Team, let us hear from you. Lone Star is a great American brand … always looking for great people.

Today, the company operates 108 Lone Star restaurants, which are open seven days a week for lunch and dinner. Stop in and enjoy our Texas Hospitality!

Corporate Offices:
Dallas Support Center
5055 W. Park Blvd.
Suite 500
Plano, TX  75093
972-295-8600

CAR SALOON.. FFS
sedan (American EnglishCanadian Englishplay /sɨˈdæn/) or saloon car (British EnglishIrish EnglishNew Zealand English) is a passenger car in a three-box configuration with A, B & C-pillars and principal volumes articulated in separate compartments for engine, passenger and cargo.[1] The passenger compartment features two rows of seats and adequate passenger space in the rear compartment for adult passengers. The cargo compartment is typically in the rear, with the exception of some rear-engined models, such as the Renault DauphineTatra T613Volkswagen Type 3 and Chevrolet Corvair. It is one of the most common car body styles.

Saloon were an English indie musical group from Reading, who formed in 1997 and disbanded in 2004.But they sucked so bad i couldnt find any pictures of them on the internet. Looks like they anherod.

ANYWHO..
onto more random holes.

How do they saloon in the west?
Western saloon is a kind of bar particular to the American Old West. Saloons served customers such as fur trapperscowboys, soldiers, gold prospectors, miners, and gamblers. The first saloon was established at Brown’s Hole, Wyoming, in 1822, to serve fur trappers. The popularity of saloons in the nineteenth-century American West is attested to by the fact that even a town of 3,000 residents, such as 1883’s Livingston, Montana, boasted 33 saloons.[1]
Among the more familiar saloons were First Chance Saloon in Miles City, Montana; the Bull’s Head in Abilene, Kansas; the Arcade in El Dorado,Colorado; the Holy Moses in Creede, Colorado; the Long Branch in Dodge City, Kansas; the Birdcage Theater (also a saloon) in Tombstone, Arizona; the Bucket of Blood Saloon in Virginia City, Nevada; and Judge Roy Bean’s Saloon in Langtry, Texas. Many of these establishments remained open 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

It was however surprisingly hard to find a good adequate GIF for that saloon picture. Actually. kinda irritating considering this is the internet and anything can usually be found. THE FFFFF IS GOING ON HERE!

Well.. That's all for today's episode of Vibrantly random.