What is random about Test?

Today's episode of vibrantly random is about the word test. Test is one of those words that can bring a man to tears, a drunk to sobriety, a lesbian back to guys (remind me to post about the patented "Just-Test-The-Tip" method). an atheist back to jesus, a blind man to the light, a camel through the eye of a needle, and most likely there is a test for ones iq, in order to receive their Parenting license. WAIT WTF NO Parent license? FFS i need a license to fish in salt water, fresh water, to hunt, to own dogs, to own weapons, to own chemicals, to sell lemonade, to panhandle, to hitchhike, to sell gas, to operate a business, to open a daycare, or a hospital, to put my trash on the sidewalk, and even to install software. BUT NOT to have children? Enough of my ranting and shaningans.. Whats random about TEST?

How to determine if the possession is genuine test.

How to check and see if the cops are still there test.

How to tell if your cat is really a contortionist test.

How to tell if those brownies were ment for you test.

This image is a mental illusion, and you will only see what you want to see test.

When its ok to run from the cops test.

When its best to stfu test.

How long can i prove my friendship before i laugh at your failures test.

how awesome santa can be test

How to seduce the ladies test.

The being john malkevich test.

How long you will wait until something awesome happens test.

Do you have a soul test.

The brilliant idea test.

The second best brilliant idea test.

Is your cat a boss test.

And finally the last test.. WHO IS THIS GUY!

Well this whole blog about test had nothing to do about test. Why? Because TEST SUCK! IF i want a test ID GO TO CLASS.

What is random about Saloon?

The fuuuu- is a Lone Star Saloon?!

Texas Never Tasted So Big.™

Lone Star Steakhouse restaurants deliver an authentic Texas themed experience, offering truly unique and flavorful food and outstanding service to every guest. What made Lone Star famous is our mesquite-grilled steaks, which are hand-cut fresh daily at each restaurant. Our menu includes "Texas-sized" portions of food and great value. Our menu offers great variety beyond steak … salmon, ribs, sandwiches, burgers and more.

We offer a great fun and casual atmosphere, perfect for any size group, and we also offer a fun full-service bar at all locations. Lone Star is a “destination restaurant.” That is, if your destination is good food and big fun. Upbeat country music, Texas artifacts, and our excellent service standards enhance the Lone Star experience.

After a December, 2006 acquisition by an affiliate of a private equity firm, the Lone Star brand began a new and exciting era. Our commitment to quality and service is unwavering and we have created some new excitement and continue to focus on marketing, remodeling, conversion of existing restaurants and ultimately the expansion of the Lone Star brand.

As part of our effort to become the “restaurant and employer of choice”, we are also directing our efforts to employee incentive programs to improve our already competitive benefits. If you’re interested in being part of the Lone Star Team, let us hear from you. Lone Star is a great American brand … always looking for great people.

Today, the company operates 108 Lone Star restaurants, which are open seven days a week for lunch and dinner. Stop in and enjoy our Texas Hospitality!

Corporate Offices:
Dallas Support Center
5055 W. Park Blvd.
Suite 500
Plano, TX  75093
972-295-8600

CAR SALOON.. FFS

A sedan (American English, Canadian English;  /sɨˈdæn/) or saloon car (British English, Irish English, New Zealand English) is a passenger car in a three-box configuration with A, B & C-pillars and principal volumes articulated in separate compartments for engine, passenger and cargo.^[1] The passenger compartment features two rows of seats and adequate passenger space in the rear compartment for adult passengers. The cargo compartment is typically in the rear, with the exception of some rear-engined models, such as the Renault Dauphine, Tatra T613, Volkswagen Type 3 and Chevrolet Corvair. It is one of the most common car body styles.

Saloon were an English indie musical group from Reading, who formed in 1997 and disbanded in 2004.But they sucked so bad i couldnt find any pictures of them on the internet. Looks like they anherod.

ANYWHO..

onto more random holes.

How do they saloon in the west?

A Western saloon is a kind of bar particular to the American Old West. Saloons served customers such as fur trappers, cowboys, soldiers, gold prospectors, miners, and gamblers. The first saloon was established at Brown’s Hole, Wyoming, in 1822, to serve fur trappers. The popularity of saloons in the nineteenth-century American West is attested to by the fact that even a town of 3,000 residents, such as 1883’s Livingston, Montana, boasted 33 saloons.^[1]

Among the more familiar saloons were First Chance Saloon in Miles City, Montana; the Bull’s Head in Abilene, Kansas; the Arcade in El Dorado,Colorado; the Holy Moses in Creede, Colorado; the Long Branch in Dodge City, Kansas; the Birdcage Theater (also a saloon) in Tombstone, Arizona; the Bucket of Blood Saloon in Virginia City, Nevada; and Judge Roy Bean’s Saloon in Langtry, Texas. Many of these establishments remained open 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

It was however surprisingly hard to find a good adequate GIF for that saloon picture. Actually. kinda irritating considering this is the internet and anything can usually be found. THE FFFFF IS GOING ON HERE!

Well.. That's all for today's episode of Vibrantly random.

What is random about Fish?

What are fish?

Fish are a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic vertebrate (or craniate) animals that lacks limbs with digits. Included in this definition are the living hagfish, lampreys, and cartilaginous and bony fish, as well as various extinct related groups.

Most fish are "cold-blooded", or ectothermic, allowing their body temperatures to vary as ambient temperatures change, though some of the large active swimmers like white shark and tuna can hold a higher core temperature.^[1][2] Fish are abundant in most bodies of water. They can be found in nearly all aquatic environments, from high mountain streams (e.g., char and gudgeon) to the abyssal and even hadal depths of the deepest oceans (e.g., gulpers andanglerfish). At 32,000 species, fish exhibit greater species diversity than any other class of vertebrates.^[3]

Fish, especially as food, are an important resource worldwide. Commercial and subsistence fishers hunt fish in wild fisheries (see fishing) or farm them in ponds or in cages in the ocean (see aquaculture). They are also caught by recreational fishers, kept as pets, raised by fishkeepers, and exhibited in publicaquaria. Fish have had a role in culture through the ages, serving as deities, religious symbols, and as the subjects of art, books and movies.

Because the term "fish" is defined negatively, and excludes the tetrapods (i.e., the amphibians, reptiles, birds and mammals) which descend from within the same ancestry, it is paraphyletic, and is not considered a proper grouping in systematic biology. The traditional term pisces (also ichthyes) is considered a typological, but not a phylogenetic classification.

What gay men think of FISH

fish
	term for biological women used primarily by gay men, either in a positive or derogatory way. also used by gay men to complement female looking drag queens or transgender women that appear 'real' or too convincing to be men. see also 'fishstick' "Ugh! Why are there so many fish in the club tonight?" "Hey girl, look at you! You're looking fish tonight!" "Hey fishstick! You get prettier every day!"

Do you like FISH STICKS?! You must be a GAY FISH music video. with lady gaga above dancing to it.

Whats random about love?

What is love really?

To poets, love might be a many-splendored thing. But in neuroscientist Larry Young's lab, love is biochemistry.

Young, a researcher at the Yerkes National Primate Research Center at Emory University in Atlanta, studies the neurobiology that underlies pair bonds -- what nonscientists might call love. In an essay in the journal Nature last month, he laid out evidence that scientists may soon be able to tie the emotion "love" to a biochemical chain of events, and might someday even be able to develop drugs that enhance social bonding -- in much the same way that pharmaceuticals today can help regulate emotions like anxiety and depression. But, Young says, it's not a love potion. "The holy grail is a drug that might be able to enhance the social abilities of people with social disorders like autism." In his lab at Yerkes, Young studies rodents called prairie voles. Unlike 95 percent of mammals, prairie voles mate for life. "They form a lifelong bond," Young said. "They nest together, they raise a family together, they have another litter. So they have this really intense bond between them." In a series of studies, Young found that the hormones that produce that bond are the same ones that promote parent-child bonding in many other species. For females, that hormone is oxytocin.

Some Love Poetry provided by Poetry of the Day



Nothing Left To Say
by Johnny Ray Ryder Jr.

In the beginning it sounded so perfect,
The first night we were together
It seemed so worth it.

Each day, the harder I tried,
Each day, it seemed you had more to hide.
There is nothing more I can offer you,
It seems you can't be satisfied.

I only asked for your truth
Yet, each day I was only denied.
The smallest of happiness I needed to get by,
Just to survive...

"Why," must you take for granted all of my emotions?
"Why," didn't I leave you, on the smallest of a notion?
Now I must realize, it's time to walk away,
I'm sorry... there's nothing left to say.

What about Jennifer LOVE Hewitt... 

       IN GIF FORMAT. ffs.dem (o y o)

What is random about coal?

Coal the energy

Coal is a combustible black or brownish-black sedimentary rock normally occurring in rock strata in layers or veins called coal beds or coal seams. The harder forms, such as anthracite coal, can be regarded as metamorphic rock because of later exposure to elevated temperature and pressure. Coal is composed primarily of carbon along with variable quantities of other elements, chiefly hydrogen, with smaller quantities of sulfur, oxygen and nitrogen.


Coal the singer

Keyshia Cole

Often it is said that the only constant in life is change. Four-time Grammy nominated, multi-platinum-selling singer/songwriter KEYSHIA COLE knows well about enduring the seasons of change, particularly matters of the heart. With the release of her fourth album CALLING ALL HEARTS (Geffen Records), in the true spirit of full disclosure, Keyshia pours her heart and soul on all 14 tracks of her latest masterpiece. Enlisting powerful collaborations with Nicki Minaj, Faith Evans, Tank and her mother Dr. Yvonne Cole, and partnering with production giants Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis and Timbaland, Keyshia made this project a labor of love and an true expression of life…Keyshia’s life.

According to KEYSHIA, “I wasn’t that optimistic about finding true love.” In the early stages of developing CALLING ALL HEARTS, Keyshia had all but given up on the prospect. “I decided when I did get back into the swing of things I’m not dealing with anyone who’s not on my level.” Enter Daniel “Boobie” Gibson, point guard for the Cleveland Cavaliers. The undeniable connection between the two not only transformed Keyshia’s heart, but also soon after the birth of their son, Daniel Jr., she was able to pour out her heart in signature fashion to complete this, her 4^th album.

Coal the Headwear

Mission

Coal was founded on the belief that headwear is more than an accessory. It's part of you, your identity, and your lifestyle. We build this idea into each of our designs by using quality materials and exacting detail, and crafting styles that are as unique as you are.

We are dedicated to making headwear more than an accessory.

History

In 2002 Coal started as a labor of love in an apartment in Portland, Oregon. In our first year, we launched with a vision for a quality headwear line inspired by friends and family—one that would be an outlet for our whole new take on the woolen, knit beanie. Drawing from deep roots in art, skate and snowboard culture, Coal delivered great fit and forward thinking design. Although we now call Seattle, Washington home we've stayed true to our original inspiration and today, offer a wide range of distinctive pieces from caps and hats to gloves and knits that match your unique life and style. We offer a headwear culture you can't find anywhere else.

What is random about hummer?

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